Soda Water and Tonic Water

Soda Water goes by many names including carbonated water, sparkling water, fizzy water, club soda, and seltzer water.

Tonic Water is soda water flavored with quinine, giving it a more bitter taste.

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  1. Ed Says:

    GEORGE: Why don’t they have salsa on the table?

    JERRY: What do you need salsa for?

    GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.

    JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say “salsa.” “Excuse me, do you have salsa?” “We need more salsa.” “Where is the salsa? No salsa?”

    GEORGE: You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. (Angry) “I wanted seltzer, not salsa.”

    JERRY: “Don’t you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?? You have the seltzer after the salsa!”

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